May I have the pen that writes your dreams? I've long thought mine would be the basis of excellent novels, if only I didn't lose the threads of the plot upon waking.
In exchange, a tablet of legal paper which rewrites your agreements to remove loopholes if you leave it upside-down and undisturbed from dusk to dawn. Pick it up too early and you may have more loopholes than when you started.
-Slylar
A charm for you: the pen that faithfully records dreams, with every hope you are able to card them into interesting tales.
Happy birthday to the greatest pranksters to ever live.
George and Fred Weasley
Happiest Birthday to Two Of The Best Characters In The Whole Series! 🎊
Happy 45th birthday to the Weasley twins.
Fredrick Gideon
April 1, 1978- May 2, 1998
George Fabian
April 1, 1978-
Arena style, all at once fight, no weapons. Who would win?
George Knightley
Fitzwilliam Darcy
Henry Tilney
Edward Ferrars
Edmund Bertram
Colonel Brandon (his first name is Colonel)
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As a variation on the usual, perhaps this year Caesar should drown in vanilla extract?
Help please! I’m trying to figure out a fanfic I read awhile back, but I can only remember part of the opening.
Darcy and Georgiana are at Pemberley post-Wickham. They’re both miserable, meals are silent, Darcy is burying himself in estate business and Georgiana is playing dreary music. Georgiana faints one day because she hasn’t been eating enough. The doctor is summoned, suggests her favorite foods be prepared to tempt her to eat, and asks if she has had a disappointment of late. Darcy says yes, but then Georgiana tells him she isn’t upset about Wickham as much as she’s upset about disappointing Darcy, who she thinks is still angry with her. Georgiana then begins eating and playing happier music, while Darcy starts spending more time with her.
I think it is possible that the next bit involves Darcy not going to Netherfield and instead recieving letters from Bingley in which he learns about the Bennets and some of the events, which he shares with Georgiana to their amusement. He may then meet Elizabeth for the first time in Kent.
Thanks a bunch!
“Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?”— David Baldacci
You could say “I love you,” or you could say “I’ve designed you an armoured parasol in your favorite color.” These are equivocal expressions.
Гарри Поттер “котята”. Создано с помощью нейросети.
Workshop of Rubens, Anne d’Autriche, reine de France (detail)
c. 1625
(via slytheringlow)
Harry and Hermione
… if they were together <3
Work within the framework of the Christmas event in Merry Hogmas Telegram channel. Illustration to the fanfiction “Сочельник в Годриковой впадине” by the author I INHALE.